A funny story about a driver that he violated)

A funny story about a driver what he violated and managed to quite coolly otmazatsya

Here's the story:

A steamed driver drives by at a red light. But it runs into the cops! The sergeant approaches him.

- Documents

- No, - Right, - No, - Breathe, - I'm drunk!

- Right now, I'll call the captain, let him solve problems with you, you are a man!

Captain-rights, man-please, captain-documents, man-please, captain-breathe, man-please!

The captain is at a loss:

- Why did the sergeant tell me that you are drunk and without documents ?!

- So right now he will tell you that I drove to the red one!