A funny story about a driver what he violated and managed to quite coolly otmazatsya
Here's the story:
A steamed driver drives by at a red light. But it runs into the cops! The sergeant approaches him.
- No, - Right, - No, - Breathe, - I'm drunk!
- Right now, I'll call the captain, let him solve problems with you, you are a man!
Captain-rights, man-please, captain-documents, man-please, captain-breathe, man-please!
The captain is at a loss:
- Why did the sergeant tell me that you are drunk and without documents ?!
- So right now he will tell you that I drove to the red one!